Environment jokes for kids
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?
- You crack me up!
- Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
- Because she expected some change in the weather.
- What’s the difference between weather and climate?
- You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
- How does a bee brush its hair?
- With its honeycomb.
- What kind of plant grows on your hand?
- Palm tree.
- Why can’t you tease egg whites?
- They can’t take a yolk.
- What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
- You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
- What do you give a sick bird?
- TWEETment
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?
- Sep-timber!
- Why did the worm cross the ruler?
- To become an inchworm.
- What’s the biggest moth in the world?
- A mammoth!
- What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
- A Robin.
- Why are recycle bins optimistic?
- Because they’re full of cans.
- What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
- A drizzly bear.
- What did the little tree say to the big tree?
- Leaf me alone
- How do trees get on the internet?
- They log in
