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Humour about food



Restaurant puns to make you hungry and laugh



Fast Food


Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight?

A: A Heart Attack!!

Q:   What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when she ate too fast?                   

A:   Stop goblin your food.


Q: What do you call a pig thief?

A: A hamburglar.


Q:   Why did the donut go to the dentist?                                                     

A:   Because it needed a chocolate filling.


Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?

A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.


Q:   What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?                   

A:   Patty.


Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland? 

A: In an onion ring!


A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.   The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table.   "What are you doing?" his mother asked.   "The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained.   "I'm looking for the seal."


Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? 

A: They told him the meal was on the house!


"Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get." 
George Burns


What did the frog order at McDonald's?

French flies and a diet Croak



"MacDonalds in Tokyo is a terrible revenge for Pearl Harbour." 

SI Hayakawa


Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?

A: A big mac!


7 Funny French Fast-Food Restaurants

The Week asked its readers to come up with the name of a French fast-food restaurant:
•Brief Bourguignonne 
•Kentucky Fried Chic 
•Tore de Pants 
•Fryer Jacques 
•Have It Eur Way 
•Chomps Élysées


Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

A: Wasabi!


Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?

 A: Fry-day and Sundae!


Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?

A: He was on a roll! 




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