Jokes about Rain
was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked
out the window and said, "It looks like a storm
is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife.
"Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he
responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
A film crew was on location deep
in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to
the director and said, "Tomorrow, rain." The
next day it rained. A week later, the Indian
went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow,
storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director.
He told his secretary to hire the Indian to
predict the weather. However, after several
successful predictions, the old Indian didn't
show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent
for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,"
said the director, "and I'm depending on you.
What will the weather be like?" The Indian
shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said.
One day before an important game,
famed Florida State University Seminoles
(football) coach Bill Peterson was asked by a
speculative reporter whether he thought it would
rain. "What do you think I am?" Peterson
replied. "A geologist?"