People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn, Roundabout
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.