Funny quotes about Christmas

People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
Ogden Nash

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn, Roundabout

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Anonymous

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
- Anonymous

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
Robert Paul

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
Carol Nelson

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"My greatest wealth is the deep stillness in which I strive and grow and win what the world cannot take from me with fire or sword." -- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe