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Jokes involving Children
I doubt these are real answers from real students, but
whoever came up with them is a true genius! I hope you
enjoy them!
"The body consists of three parts - the branium, the
borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains
the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and
the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which
there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."
"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame
in a test tube."
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is
even deader."
"A super saturated solution is one that holds more than
it can hold."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look
like umbrellas."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines,
eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All
water tends towards the moon, because there is no water
in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where
the sun joins in this fight."
"Liter: A nest of young puppies."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacuum: A large mansion where the pope lives."
"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the
nose."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body
until the heart stops."
"For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he
has not recovered, then kill it."
"To prevent contraception, use a condominium."
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