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Friday 21st November 2008
This Fridays fun
First, our Quotes:
And this week, we turn to sport.
"Show me a
man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is
playing golf with his boss."
Jim
Murray.
"If
everything seems under control, you're just not going fast
enough."
Mario
Andretti.
**^^**^^
And
todays fun
(in
the same vein)
Sportsmanship
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his
young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What
a team is?" The little boy nodded yes.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win
together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you
are out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the
umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded
yes.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to
your mother.
A
Real fun
A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten
years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit
and scuba suit arrives at the island. She comes up to the
chap and she says, "How long has it been since you had a
cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he answers. She reaches over, unzips the
waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of
fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag
and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you had a
whisky?"
He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her
waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of malt
whisky and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow and
says, "Wow, that is fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down
the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long
has it been since you had some real fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got golf
clubs in there!"
Resource for the
week:
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