Joke for the week

 

A New Pair of Shoes  

 A man walked into a shoe shop and tried on a pair of shoes. 
       
 "How do you feel?" asked the sales assistant. 
       
 "A bit tight." 
       
 The assistant bent down to check the shoes and said: "Try pulling the tongue out." 
       
 "They thtill feelth a bith tighth."