The
Fun of Dance
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!
I could dance with you until the cows come home – on second
thoughts, I’d rather dance with the cows until you come
home.’
~
Groucho Marx
What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball!
Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
‘I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance
– waiting for the bathroom.’
~
Bob Hope
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Where did the hamburger go to dance?
At the Meat ball
Did you hear about the overweight ballerina? She had to wear
a three-three.
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your
party?
A One Liner!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!
‘I was watching a ballet at City Center. I’m not a ballet
fan at all, but they were doing the dying swan, and there
was a rumour that some bookmakers had drifted into town and
that they’d fixed the ballet. Apparently there was a lot of
money bet on the swan to live.' Woody Allen
How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
Eight.
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic they like!
Why are all Fred Astaire dance studios on the first floor?
Because they are afraid of stairs
Ballet dancers are always dancing round on their toes.
Why don’t they just hire taller dancers?
What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A tap dance!
Where do butchers dance?
At the meatball!
How do they dance in Saudi Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
Did you hear about the tap dancer who slipped and fell in
the sink?
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
How do hens dance?
Chick to chick
What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?
Tap dancing
Who invented break dancing?
A guy trying to steal hubcaps off a moving car.
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the country to
see a barn dance?
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth-ball.
Do you know what happened to the line dancer? He got run
over by a train.
